{"id":3023,"date":"2018-01-29T22:45:54","date_gmt":"2018-01-30T05:45:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=3023"},"modified":"2018-02-01T23:02:20","modified_gmt":"2018-02-02T06:02:20","slug":"dog-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2018\/01\/29\/dog-i\/","title":{"rendered":"The Dog And I"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>The dog and I had a disagreement over where my hands belonged. She had a name, but I\u2019d reached the point where I rarely used it anymore.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhy can\u2019t you learn to be more independent?\u201d I asked, trying desperately not to raise my voice.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhy can\u2019t you just put your stupid hands on me?\u201d the dog asked with her eyes and whimpers.<\/p>\n<p>It seemed we were at an impasse. I just wanted to read my book after a long day at work, and the dog just wanted to be loved after a long day of solitude. First world problems indeed.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor Dan Slaten<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The dog and I had a disagreement over where my hands belonged. She had a name, but I\u2019d reached the point where I rarely used it anymore. \u201cWhy can\u2019t you learn to be more independent?\u201d I asked, trying desperately not to raise my voice. \u201cWhy can\u2019t you just put your stupid hands on me?\u201d the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[164,2687,6757,213,6761,41,2927,6760,5567,6758,5987,2362,6759,168],"class_list":["post-3023","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-book","tag-dan-slaten","tag-disagreement","tag-dog","tag-first-world-problems","tag-guest-contributor","tag-hands","tag-impasse","tag-name","tag-point","tag-solitude","tag-voice","tag-whimpers","tag-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3023","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3023"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3023\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3024,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3023\/revisions\/3024"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3023"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3023"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3023"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}