{"id":3015,"date":"2018-01-18T21:04:10","date_gmt":"2018-01-19T04:04:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=3015"},"modified":"2018-01-18T21:04:10","modified_gmt":"2018-01-19T04:04:10","slug":"ned","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2018\/01\/18\/ned\/","title":{"rendered":"Ned"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Ned woke with a sore head. The boys would be bailing hay, might have a spare half-one of whiskey for him. Still wearing yesterday&#8217;s overalls he yanked on wellie boots and moseyed along the pot-hole filled coast lane up to the farms. Fred and Slap-head saw him weaving in and out of the irritated cows. Sneakily Fred poured a laxative into his moonshine. Great craic!<\/p>\n<p>After a few good slugs of the bottle Ned hobbled quickly through the gate back to his stone cottage. Aggie was furious. He didn&#8217;t make it to the outhouse. Her mother&#8217;s floral sofa was ruined. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor Valkyrie Kerry Kelly<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ned woke with a sore head. The boys would be bailing hay, might have a spare half-one of whiskey for him. Still wearing yesterday&#8217;s overalls he yanked on wellie boots and moseyed along the pot-hole filled coast lane up to the farms. Fred and Slap-head saw him weaving in and out of the irritated cows. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[2219,1355,3462,6742,3237,6737,6740,3443,41,6733,6732,3766,3442,6738,6739,73,6743,6734,6736,6741,2163,6731,6735,1458],"class_list":["post-3015","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-bottle","tag-boys","tag-coast","tag-cottage","tag-cows","tag-farms","tag-gaelic","tag-gate","tag-guest-contributor","tag-half-one","tag-hay","tag-head","tag-lane","tag-laxative","tag-moonshine","tag-mother","tag-outhouse","tag-overalls","tag-pot-hole","tag-slugs","tag-sofa","tag-valkyrie-kerry-kelly","tag-wellie-boots","tag-whiskey"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3015","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3015"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3015\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3016,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3015\/revisions\/3016"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3015"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3015"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3015"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}