{"id":2990,"date":"2018-01-02T23:52:44","date_gmt":"2018-01-03T06:52:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=2990"},"modified":"2018-01-02T23:52:44","modified_gmt":"2018-01-03T06:52:44","slug":"an-icy-lot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2018\/01\/02\/an-icy-lot\/","title":{"rendered":"An Icy Lot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>I cautiously got out of my car into the icy lot. A man in a chair was spinning his wheels.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDo you need any help?\u201d I asked.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat the hell do I need help for? Everyone thinks the cripple needs help. Damnit, no I don\u2019t need help,\u201d he said.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m sorry, I just thought&#8230;\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s your problem. Think too much. What do you know about being crippled?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI have schizophrenia,\u201d I said.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, congratulations. We\u2019re both cripples,\u201d he said. He broke a smile and we laughed.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou don\u2019t feel bad for me anymore do you?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNot at all,\u201d I laughed.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor Steve Colori<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I cautiously got out of my car into the icy lot. A man in a chair was spinning his wheels. \u201cDo you need any help?\u201d I asked. \u201cWhat the hell do I need help for? Everyone thinks the cripple needs help. Damnit, no I don\u2019t need help,\u201d he said. \u201cI\u2019m sorry, I just thought&#8230;\u201d \u201cThat\u2019s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[1814,2810,2086,5854,41,6691,4191,1693,215,2225,1821,5828,5616],"class_list":["post-2990","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-car","tag-chair","tag-cripple","tag-everyone","tag-guest-contributor","tag-help","tag-ice","tag-lot","tag-man","tag-schizophrenia","tag-smile","tag-steve-colori","tag-wheels"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2990","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2990"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2990\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2991,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2990\/revisions\/2991"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2990"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2990"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2990"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}