{"id":298,"date":"2010-04-30T11:35:39","date_gmt":"2010-04-30T03:35:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=298"},"modified":"2010-04-30T11:35:39","modified_gmt":"2010-04-30T03:35:39","slug":"weight-thigh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2010\/04\/30\/weight-thigh\/","title":{"rendered":"The Weight Of A Thigh"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>King Henry was becoming impatient.  He always got cranky before his afternoon nap.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Are we quite finished yet?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Almost, your Majesty.  We just have one more.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;For Chrissakes! More?  We&#8217;ve done the inch, and the foot, and the yard.  What else bloody is there?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We just need to weigh your royal right thigh.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;My thigh?  What&#8217;s this going to measure?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, it defines the exact weight less than which you cannot trust a woman.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh, yes. Very true.  Carry on.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to Henry I and his new system of standard measurements, the British kingdom entered a golden age of prosperity.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>King Henry was becoming impatient. He always got cranky before his afternoon nap. &#8220;Are we quite finished yet?&#8221; &#8220;Almost, your Majesty. We just have one more.&#8221; &#8220;For Chrissakes! More? We&#8217;ve done the inch, and the foot, and the yard. What else bloody is there?&#8221; &#8220;We just need to weigh your royal right thigh.&#8221; &#8220;My thigh? [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[360,358,359,361],"class_list":["post-298","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-great-britain","tag-king-henry","tag-measurements","tag-standardization"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/298","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=298"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/298\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":299,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/298\/revisions\/299"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=298"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=298"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=298"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}