{"id":2974,"date":"2017-12-18T10:55:57","date_gmt":"2017-12-18T17:55:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=2974"},"modified":"2017-12-19T20:05:11","modified_gmt":"2017-12-20T03:05:11","slug":"dead-mouse-walking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2017\/12\/18\/dead-mouse-walking\/","title":{"rendered":"Dead Mouse Walking"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>\u201cWhat\u2019s that plastic bag poking out of your pocket, Ollie?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNothing to worry about, Jim. Only a dead mouse.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI thought there was a pong.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cFound him in the airing cupboard. Toasting himself, the fecker.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOllie, why are you carrying him around?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m going to give him a decent burial.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou know what I\u2019d have done?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019d have served him to Sourpuss.  As a delicacy.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIsn\u2019t Sourpuss rotund enough?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAre you going to part with that mouse, or aren\u2019t you?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019ll cost you, Jim.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cPint?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cG\u2019wan.  Done. Here, take him.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBarman, two Guinness.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Plop.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat the-? My pint!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cCheers!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/cruthaitheacht\/\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Geraldine McCarthy<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cWhat\u2019s that plastic bag poking out of your pocket, Ollie?\u201d \u201cNothing to worry about, Jim. Only a dead mouse.\u201d \u201cI thought there was a pong.\u201d \u201cFound him in the airing cupboard. Toasting himself, the fecker.\u201d \u201cOllie, why are you carrying him around?\u201d \u201cI\u2019m going to give him a decent burial.\u201d \u201cYou know what I\u2019d have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[6651,4387,6653,4517,999,6649,6654,41,6652,2995,4916,4323,748,6648,6650],"class_list":["post-2974","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-barman","tag-burial","tag-cheers","tag-cupboard","tag-dead","tag-fecker","tag-geraldine-mccarthy","tag-guest-contributor","tag-guiness","tag-mouse","tag-pint","tag-plastic-bag","tag-pocket","tag-pong","tag-sourpuss"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2974","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2974"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2974\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2975,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2974\/revisions\/2975"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2974"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2974"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2974"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}