{"id":2959,"date":"2017-12-07T18:17:54","date_gmt":"2017-12-08T01:17:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=2959"},"modified":"2017-12-08T19:39:27","modified_gmt":"2017-12-09T02:39:27","slug":"what-happened-to-ben","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2017\/12\/07\/what-happened-to-ben\/","title":{"rendered":"What Happened To Ben?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>\u201cSo, uh, what happened to Ben?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cTwitter. Once he discovered that, well, he just sort of fell into a black hole.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDo you talk to him on Twitter?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh yeah. All the time.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s funny. I can\u2019t get him to return my calls. I even went to his house one day and he didn\u2019t answer the door.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cJust tweet him. He\u2019ll respond.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat seems weird. Does he make sense? Talk in complete sentences?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHe\u2019s hilarious. Same old Ben.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOnly he\u2019s not really there. He\u2019s just a digital ghost.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhen you put it that way it just sounds sad.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI know.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor Dan Slaten<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cSo, uh, what happened to Ben?\u201d \u201cTwitter. Once he discovered that, well, he just sort of fell into a black hole.\u201d \u201cDo you talk to him on Twitter?\u201d \u201cOh yeah. All the time.\u201d \u201cThat\u2019s funny. I can\u2019t get him to return my calls. I even went to his house one day and he didn\u2019t answer [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[586,6620,2687,2805,68,41,2103,6622,6621,12],"class_list":["post-2959","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-black-hole","tag-calls","tag-dan-slaten","tag-door","tag-ghost","tag-guest-contributor","tag-house","tag-sense","tag-sentences","tag-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2959","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2959"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2959\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2960,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2959\/revisions\/2960"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2959"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2959"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2959"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}