{"id":2907,"date":"2017-10-26T12:16:35","date_gmt":"2017-10-26T19:16:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=2907"},"modified":"2017-10-27T21:56:12","modified_gmt":"2017-10-28T04:56:12","slug":"dont-fear-the-reaper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2017\/10\/26\/dont-fear-the-reaper\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t Fear The Reaper"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Jack wanders into the local for a pint at the end of his evening walk.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDamn!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He\u2019d forgotten it was that time of the year.<\/p>\n<p>There\u2019s fat Marge dressed as a witch, and in walks Brad, the estate agent, now a skeleton.<\/p>\n<p>Jack orders lemonade and watches the party grow louder. The pub band, three ghosts and a ghoul, rock them into a frenzy.<\/p>\n<p>Unable to bear the drunken hysteria anymore, he walks out, sober, into the chill of the night.<\/p>\n<p>He glances back through the pub window at the carnival of fools, none of whom will escape the Reaper.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor Ian Fletcher<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jack wanders into the local for a pint at the end of his evening walk. \u201cDamn!\u201d He\u2019d forgotten it was that time of the year. There\u2019s fat Marge dressed as a witch, and in walks Brad, the estate agent, now a skeleton. Jack orders lemonade and watches the party grow louder. The pub band, three [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[3607,4373,1002,6469,6474,6472,545,6471,41,6473,4773,6470,6468,2665,1197,4916,3686,6475,6100,3279,1841,776,3995],"class_list":["post-2907","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-band","tag-carnival","tag-chill","tag-estate-agent","tag-fools","tag-frenzy","tag-ghosts","tag-ghoul","tag-guest-contributor","tag-hysteria","tag-ian-fletcher","tag-lemonade","tag-local","tag-night","tag-party","tag-pint","tag-pub","tag-reaper","tag-skeleton","tag-walk","tag-window","tag-witch","tag-year"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2907","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2907"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2907\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2908,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2907\/revisions\/2908"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2907"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2907"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2907"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}