{"id":2864,"date":"2017-09-19T09:55:01","date_gmt":"2017-09-19T16:55:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=2864"},"modified":"2017-09-19T09:55:01","modified_gmt":"2017-09-19T16:55:01","slug":"waiting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2017\/09\/19\/waiting\/","title":{"rendered":"Waiting"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Johnny sat in the waiting room, with sweaty palms, anxiously awaiting the doctor\u2019s results. His eyes searched the area and came across a plump brunette sneezing into her handkerchief. She stuffed it back into her purse and Johnny cringed. He hated germs.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, the nurse called Johnny into Dr. Lovell\u2019s office.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cJohnny, you are perfectly healthy. I called you in because I want you to see a therapist to control your obsessive behavior with germs. Here\u2019s a reputable doctor.\u201d He handed Johnny the paper. \u201cGo home and stop worrying.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Johnny, relieved, left, but not before sanitizing his hands with Purell.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor Lisa M. Scuderi-Burkimsher<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Johnny sat in the waiting room, with sweaty palms, anxiously awaiting the doctor\u2019s results. His eyes searched the area and came across a plump brunette sneezing into her handkerchief. She stuffed it back into her purse and Johnny cringed. He hated germs. Finally, the nurse called Johnny into Dr. Lovell\u2019s office. \u201cJohnny, you are perfectly [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[6373,1082,1933,41,6374,5521,6035,6375,186,6376,6372,5941,1216,1290,1669],"class_list":["post-2864","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-brunette","tag-doctor","tag-germs","tag-guest-contributor","tag-handkerchief","tag-lisa-m-scuderi-burkimsher","tag-nurse","tag-obsessive-behavior","tag-office","tag-purell","tag-results","tag-sneeze","tag-therapist","tag-waiting","tag-waiting-room"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2864","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2864"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2864\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2865,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2864\/revisions\/2865"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2864"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2864"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2864"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}