{"id":2794,"date":"2017-07-12T20:57:19","date_gmt":"2017-07-13T03:57:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=2794"},"modified":"2017-07-12T20:57:19","modified_gmt":"2017-07-13T03:57:19","slug":"drooley","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2017\/07\/12\/drooley\/","title":{"rendered":"Drooley"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>We named our new bulldog pup, Drooley, in honor of never-ending slobbering. As he matured, Drooley\u2019s slobbering grew worse. Navigating through our house was like running a gauntlet of huge slime spots that Drooley slung on floors and walls every time he shook his head.<\/p>\n<p>We took Drooley to our vet who laughed when she measured the prodigious amount of slobber that Drooley produced, but she couldn\u2019t recommend any measures to reduce it.<\/p>\n<p>Desperate, we invented our own cure. We added alum to Drooley\u2019s food.<\/p>\n<p>A week later, we celebrated our brilliant discovery by giving Drooley a new name, Pucker.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor Dave Harper<\/p>\n<p>Dave is a recovering software developer who now finds himself addicted to writing fiction.<br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We named our new bulldog pup, Drooley, in honor of never-ending slobbering. As he matured, Drooley\u2019s slobbering grew worse. Navigating through our house was like running a gauntlet of huge slime spots that Drooley slung on floors and walls every time he shook his head. We took Drooley to our vet who laughed when she [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[6180,6176,1664,6043,4233,213,6056,1098,6177,41,2103,6179,5567,630,6178,6175,3652,4396],"class_list":["post-2794","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-alum","tag-bulldog","tag-cure","tag-dave-harper","tag-discovery","tag-dog","tag-floors","tag-food","tag-gauntlet","tag-guest-contributor","tag-house","tag-measures","tag-name","tag-puppy","tag-slobber","tag-slobbering","tag-vet","tag-walls"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2794","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2794"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2794\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2795,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2794\/revisions\/2795"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2794"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2794"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2794"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}