{"id":2674,"date":"2017-02-15T21:16:12","date_gmt":"2017-02-16T04:16:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=2674"},"modified":"2017-02-17T12:29:41","modified_gmt":"2017-02-17T19:29:41","slug":"homage-to-discworld-king","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2017\/02\/15\/homage-to-discworld-king\/","title":{"rendered":"Homage To Discworld King"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>The tall caped figure dismounted the midnight horse and negotiated cracked paving to knock on nondescript door.<\/p>\n<p>Bright dancing eyes and grey beard yanked it open. \u201cWell?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Taken aback, Death cleared his throat. \u201cHELLO.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBugger \u2018HELLO\u2019, what kept you?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cUM!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Author pushed past the cowled figure.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cER\u2026 DON\u2019T YOU WANT TO DRESS?\u201d Death waved a skeletal digit at the grimy T-shirt, shorts, and flip-flops.<\/p>\n<p>Author pointed his beard aggressively. \u201cThat would be rather pointless now, wouldn\u2019t it?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Death sighed and followed the little man to the waiting steed. He was sure he\u2019d forgotten something.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOH YES.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He raised the scythe.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor Perry McDaid<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The tall caped figure dismounted the midnight horse and negotiated cracked paving to knock on nondescript door. Bright dancing eyes and grey beard yanked it open. \u201cWell?\u201d Taken aback, Death cleared his throat. \u201cHELLO.\u201d \u201cBugger \u2018HELLO\u2019, what kept you?\u201d \u201cUM!\u201d Author pushed past the cowled figure. \u201cER\u2026 DON\u2019T YOU WANT TO DRESS?\u201d Death waved a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[5872,4305,4581,1637,295,5873,5869,2805,2720,2543,5875,41,5870,3210,347,3603,5871,3041,5877,3860,5876,5874,3582],"class_list":["post-2674","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-author","tag-beard","tag-cape","tag-dancing","tag-death","tag-digit","tag-discworld","tag-door","tag-eyes","tag-figure","tag-flip-flops","tag-guest-contributor","tag-homage","tag-horse","tag-king","tag-midnight","tag-paving","tag-perry-mcdaid","tag-scythe","tag-shorts","tag-steed","tag-t-shirt","tag-throat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2674","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2674"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2674\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2675,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2674\/revisions\/2675"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2674"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2674"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2674"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}