{"id":2588,"date":"2016-12-13T23:50:41","date_gmt":"2016-12-14T06:50:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=2588"},"modified":"2016-12-13T23:50:41","modified_gmt":"2016-12-14T06:50:41","slug":"on-behalf-of-a-boy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2016\/12\/13\/on-behalf-of-a-boy\/","title":{"rendered":"On Behalf Of A Boy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Dear Mr. Pankhurst:<\/p>\n<p>As you know, my adopted son John Wesley is only the second American to have netted a clownfish with a single-flue toggle iron harpoon. As a result he has been offered a scholarship to the New Bedford Academy of Utter Disregard for Marine Life (formerly the Herman Melville Institute for Misplaced Revenge).  To compliment his coursework, I&#8217;d like to inquire about an internship at the Pankhurst Center for the Study of Severe Saltwater Psychosis and Alarming Aquatic Aberrations.  I believe you&#8217;ll find John to be handsome, alert, and fond of ribbons.  <\/p>\n<p>Awaiting your response.<\/p>\n<p>Elliot C. Balderdash<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor Amiel Rossin<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Mr. Pankhurst: As you know, my adopted son John Wesley is only the second American to have netted a clownfish with a single-flue toggle iron harpoon. As a result he has been offered a scholarship to the New Bedford Academy of Utter Disregard for Marine Life (formerly the Herman Melville Institute for Misplaced Revenge). [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[5654,1243,1131,5645,5472,5655,5652,5646,41,5647,5650,5651,5648,2979,5653,387,4493,5649,1730,5410],"class_list":["post-2588","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-aberrations","tag-academy","tag-adopted","tag-american","tag-amiel-rossin","tag-aquatic","tag-center","tag-clownfish","tag-guest-contributor","tag-harpoon","tag-herman-melville","tag-internship","tag-iron","tag-letter","tag-psychosis","tag-revenge","tag-ribbons","tag-scholarship","tag-son","tag-study"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2588","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2588"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2588\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2589,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2588\/revisions\/2589"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2588"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2588"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2588"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}