{"id":2579,"date":"2016-12-03T12:18:39","date_gmt":"2016-12-03T19:18:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=2579"},"modified":"2016-12-05T22:49:04","modified_gmt":"2016-12-06T05:49:04","slug":"ah-love","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2016\/12\/03\/ah-love\/","title":{"rendered":"Ah, Love"},"content":{"rendered":"

“I need a man that can put a ring on my finger.” <\/p>\n

“I’ll get you one as soon as possible, baby!” <\/p>\n

“I deserve someone better.” <\/p>\n

“I can be better. I swear I can!” <\/p>\n

“I need someone that will always be there for me.” <\/p>\n

“And I can do that! I’ll be here, there, anywhere! Just name it!” <\/p>\n

“I want a guy that will actually listen to me.” <\/p>\n

“I’m listening, sweetie. My ears are all yours.” <\/p>\n

“Somebody that loves me.” <\/p>\n

“I do!”<\/p>\n

“I need a man that is guaranteed to please me in bed.” <\/p>\n

” . . . I don’t think this is going to work.” <\/strong><\/p>\n

From Guest Contributor Patrick Winters<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“I need a man that can put a ring on my finger.” “I’ll get you one as soon as possible, baby!” “I deserve someone better.” “I can be better. I swear I can!” “I need someone that will always be there for me.” “And I can do that! I’ll be here, there, anywhere! Just name […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[758,2501,2538,2865,5628,41,600,215,5625,5626,5627],"class_list":["post-2579","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-baby","tag-bed","tag-ears","tag-finger","tag-guarantee","tag-guest-contributor","tag-love","tag-man","tag-patrick-winters","tag-ring","tag-sweetie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2579","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2579"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2579\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2580,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2579\/revisions\/2580"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2579"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2579"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2579"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}