{"id":2546,"date":"2016-11-03T23:23:43","date_gmt":"2016-11-04T06:23:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=2546"},"modified":"2016-11-03T23:23:43","modified_gmt":"2016-11-04T06:23:43","slug":"next-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2016\/11\/03\/next-time\/","title":{"rendered":"Next Time"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Every time that bastard comes home, he sweet talks me and tells me things will be different and like a complete fool I take him back and then I get pregnant and he takes off again for a year or two.<\/p>\n<p>I swear to God the next time he shows his face around here I\u2019m going to hit him upside the head with a frying pan, knock him out long enough to pack a bag and clear out for a couple of years myself, leave him to take care of three kids with no help, see how he likes it.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor Simon Hole<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every time that bastard comes home, he sweet talks me and tells me things will be different and like a complete fool I take him back and then I get pregnant and he takes off again for a year or two. I swear to God the next time he shows his face around here I\u2019m [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[2654,1028,2838,5505,5542,108,41,134,1221,4061,5202,5541,3995],"class_list":["post-2546","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-bag","tag-bastard","tag-face","tag-fool","tag-frying-pan","tag-god","tag-guest-contributor","tag-home","tag-kids","tag-pregnant","tag-simon-hole","tag-sweet-talk","tag-year"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2546","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2546"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2546\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2547,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2546\/revisions\/2547"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2546"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2546"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2546"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}