{"id":2489,"date":"2016-09-22T15:09:55","date_gmt":"2016-09-22T22:09:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=2489"},"modified":"2016-09-22T15:09:55","modified_gmt":"2016-09-22T22:09:55","slug":"robot-monkeys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2016\/09\/22\/robot-monkeys\/","title":{"rendered":"Robot Monkeys"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>\u201cDaddy, why are there bars on the robot monkeys\u2019 windows?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Roger picked a bit of cotton candy off his son\u2019s nose.  \u201cDanny, it\u2019s a zoo.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBut Daddy, they aren\u2019t wild animals like the others.  We don\u2019t keep our robots in cages.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Roger laughed and tousled Danny\u2019s hair.  \u201cWell, Buddy, our robots have Gen IX brains.  These little guys are first generation.  Nobody wants them and they could never survive on their own.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBut why keep them then?  Why aren\u2019t they just recycled?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDaniel.  We\u2019re not barbarians.  We gave them life.  We can\u2019t just throw them away.  Besides, aren\u2019t they cute?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor Simon Hole<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cDaddy, why are there bars on the robot monkeys\u2019 windows?\u201d Roger picked a bit of cotton candy off his son\u2019s nose. \u201cDanny, it\u2019s a zoo.\u201d \u201cBut Daddy, they aren\u2019t wild animals like the others. We don\u2019t keep our robots in cages.\u201d Roger laughed and tousled Danny\u2019s hair. \u201cWell, Buddy, our robots have Gen IX brains. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[1709,5371,5085,5367,4029,1983,1350,5368,41,2191,22,5370,651,5202,1730,5369,2754,24],"class_list":["post-2489","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-animals","tag-barbarians","tag-brains","tag-cages","tag-cotton-candy","tag-cute","tag-father","tag-first-generation","tag-guest-contributor","tag-life","tag-monkeys","tag-recycled","tag-robots","tag-simon-hole","tag-son","tag-survive","tag-windows","tag-zoo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2489","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2489"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2489\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2490,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2489\/revisions\/2490"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2489"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2489"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2489"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}