{"id":2415,"date":"2016-07-25T09:17:12","date_gmt":"2016-07-25T16:17:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=2415"},"modified":"2016-07-26T10:23:05","modified_gmt":"2016-07-26T17:23:05","slug":"budget-costs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2016\/07\/25\/budget-costs\/","title":{"rendered":"Budget Costs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>The detective leaned back in the seat, stretched expansively and roared. \u201cLazy fucking bastards!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>There was a sudden flurry of papers being shuffled, phones being lifted, and desk drawers being opened and closed.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAggghhh, not you useless lot,\u201d he growled. \u201cNot this time anyway.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWho\u2019s offended the mighty Sergeant Prick, this time?\u201d an attractive female police officer drawled.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s Pryck \u2026 like dyke.\u201d She\u2019d rebuffed his many advances.<\/p>\n<p>She merely generated a smug smile&#8230;pausing it for greater effect.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHrrmph, thought I\u2019d a break on the Couples Killer&#8230;but the council couldn\u2019t be bothered cleaning the CCTV lenses.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor Perry McDaid<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The detective leaned back in the seat, stretched expansively and roared. \u201cLazy fucking bastards!\u201d There was a sudden flurry of papers being shuffled, phones being lifted, and desk drawers being opened and closed. \u201cAggghhh, not you useless lot,\u201d he growled. \u201cNot this time anyway.\u201d \u201cWho\u2019s offended the mighty Sergeant Prick, this time?\u201d an attractive female [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[5155,5153,5163,5154,5162,2265,20,5159,5161,5157,41,2053,5156,5164,3636,3041,5158,2467,5160],"class_list":["post-2415","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-bastards","tag-budget","tag-cctv","tag-costs","tag-council","tag-desk","tag-detective","tag-drawers","tag-dyke","tag-flurry","tag-guest-contributor","tag-killer","tag-lazy","tag-lenses","tag-papers","tag-perry-mcdaid","tag-phones","tag-prick","tag-sergeant"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2415","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2415"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2415\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2416,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2415\/revisions\/2416"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2415"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2415"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2415"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}