{"id":24,"date":"2009-12-15T12:40:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-15T04:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=24"},"modified":"2009-12-15T12:40:00","modified_gmt":"2009-12-15T04:40:00","slug":"jack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2009\/12\/15\/jack\/","title":{"rendered":"Jack"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>He was walking down the street when she accosted him.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Why did you run away?&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p>He stared blankly.  She was poorly dressed, maybe even homeless.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You never called.  You just abandoned me.  I just got outta jail a week ago.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He tried to look appropriately contrite.  He failed.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHoney, they took away our baby.  You gotta help me get her back.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Finally, fearing she would not allow him to pass, he said, \u201cI\u2019m sorry, but I am sure we\u2019ve never met.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHow can you say that to me, Jack?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou see, there\u2019s been a mistake. Jack is my twin brother.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He was walking down the street when she accosted him. &#8220;Why did you run away?&#8221; He stared blankly. She was poorly dressed, maybe even homeless. &#8220;You never called. You just abandoned me. I just got outta jail a week ago.&#8221; He tried to look appropriately contrite. He failed. \u201cHoney, they took away our baby. You [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[18,17,16,15],"class_list":["post-24","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-ex-con","tag-jack","tag-mistaken-identity","tag-twins"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24\/revisions\/26"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}