{"id":2343,"date":"2016-06-10T19:29:15","date_gmt":"2016-06-11T02:29:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=2343"},"modified":"2016-06-13T21:55:54","modified_gmt":"2016-06-14T04:55:54","slug":"that-holiday-we-all-supposedly-love","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2016\/06\/10\/that-holiday-we-all-supposedly-love\/","title":{"rendered":"That Holiday We All Supposedly Love"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>I push in my code: 437. The sound mocking me as I snatch the clipboard off of its peg\u2014the check list of the unforgiving. My job today: revision in the main isle. I garb my lime-green box-cutter. Time to unpack the new merchandise. I fill the cart with cardboard boxes and scoot to the holiday shelves. I slit open the tape and a waft of rich-bitterness hits my nose. I pull out the advertisement holder that holds crimson candy boxes with cartoon dogs saying, \u201cI ruff you! Give me a kiss!\u201d Lurking within, little cones of so called yummy.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor McKenzie A. Frey<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I push in my code: 437. The sound mocking me as I snatch the clipboard off of its peg\u2014the check list of the unforgiving. My job today: revision in the main isle. I garb my lime-green box-cutter. Time to unpack the new merchandise. I fill the cart with cardboard boxes and scoot to the holiday [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[4958,4954,4959,1475,4956,2790,4960,4951,4949,3082,4961,771,41,3798,4953,589,2052,4454,4955,4948,4950,4952,3936,2914,2208,4957,4962],"class_list":["post-2343","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-advertisement","tag-box-cutter","tag-boxes","tag-candy","tag-cardboard-boxes","tag-cart","tag-cartoon","tag-check-list","tag-clipboard","tag-code","tag-cones","tag-dogs","tag-guest-contributor","tag-holiday","tag-isle","tag-job","tag-kiss","tag-mckenzie-a-frey","tag-merchandise","tag-mocking","tag-peg","tag-revision","tag-shelves","tag-sound","tag-tape","tag-waft","tag-yummy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2343","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2343"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2343\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2344,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2343\/revisions\/2344"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2343"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2343"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2343"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}