{"id":2317,"date":"2016-05-23T11:45:38","date_gmt":"2016-05-23T18:45:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=2317"},"modified":"2016-05-24T16:25:17","modified_gmt":"2016-05-24T23:25:17","slug":"runner-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2016\/05\/23\/runner-up\/","title":{"rendered":"Runner-Up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>I won LEGO. It was a big box containing pieces that would&#8217;ve made my entry even better &#8211; perhaps even better enough for first place. There was a certificate as well but I don&#8217;t remember ever seeing that again. I asked my mother recently but she told me she hadn&#8217;t either. I reckon my stepfather tore it to pieces in a vicious fit of jealousy on account of what I&#8217;d built &#8211; a crane like those my father operated; my father who was never around. If only it&#8217;d been my stepfather operating cranes instead. He had a bad leg and might&#8217;ve slipped.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mrparlett.com\" target=\"_blank\">Chris Parlett<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I won LEGO. It was a big box containing pieces that would&#8217;ve made my entry even better &#8211; perhaps even better enough for first place. There was a certificate as well but I don&#8217;t remember ever seeing that again. I asked my mother recently but she told me she hadn&#8217;t either. I reckon my stepfather [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[4885,3099,4884,101,4881,2316,4879,73,4880,4882,4883],"class_list":["post-2317","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-bad-leg","tag-box","tag-certificate","tag-crane","tag-first-place","tag-jealousy","tag-lego","tag-mother","tag-pieces","tag-runner-up","tag-stepfather"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2317","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2317"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2317\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2318,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2317\/revisions\/2318"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2317"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2317"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2317"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}