{"id":2310,"date":"2016-05-17T12:22:08","date_gmt":"2016-05-17T19:22:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=2310"},"modified":"2016-05-18T12:26:32","modified_gmt":"2016-05-18T19:26:32","slug":"continued-phallic-stage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2016\/05\/17\/continued-phallic-stage\/","title":{"rendered":"Continued Phallic Stage"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Clifford consulted his companion Coleman before Clifford\u2019s penis-extending surgery.<\/p>\n<p>Clifford: I\u2019ll be courteous to Doctor Coen. A Clip Magazine column confirms kindness cultivates better care.<\/p>\n<p>Coleman: Christ you\u2019re crazy!<\/p>\n<p>Clifford: You conclude I should be cruel? Then Doc Coen might compress it! Conceivably I could court him with chocolates.<\/p>\n<p>Coleman: Chocolates, come again? No I connoted you\u2019re crazy for continuing this claptrap! Doesn\u2019t Corrina care?<\/p>\n<p>Clifford: Corrina isn\u2019t cognizant. It\u2019s my wedding gift, conjointly with a card.<\/p>\n<p>Coleman: You didn\u2019t consider recovery?<\/p>\n<p>Clifford: It\u2019s worth the cost of this bargain!<\/p>\n<p>Coleman: I mean, can you consummate afterwards?<\/p>\n<p>Clifford: Yes\u2026thanks, Cialis!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cancerslayerblog.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Benjamin Rubenstein<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Clifford consulted his companion Coleman before Clifford\u2019s penis-extending surgery. Clifford: I\u2019ll be courteous to Doctor Coen. A Clip Magazine column confirms kindness cultivates better care. Coleman: Christ you\u2019re crazy! Clifford: You conclude I should be cruel? Then Doc Coen might compress it! Conceivably I could court him with chocolates. Coleman: Chocolates, come again? No I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[4856,4846,3998,4845,4858,4852,1715,4857,4855,1265,4851,1082,41,4850,4849,4847,4854,4848,4853],"class_list":["post-2310","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-bargain","tag-benjamin-rubenstein","tag-card","tag-christ","tag-cialis","tag-claptrap","tag-companion","tag-consummate","tag-cost","tag-crazy","tag-cruel","tag-doctor","tag-guest-contributor","tag-kindness","tag-magazine","tag-penis","tag-recovery","tag-surgery","tag-wedding-gift"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2310","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2310"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2310\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2311,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2310\/revisions\/2311"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2310"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2310"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2310"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}