{"id":2301,"date":"2016-05-09T19:36:47","date_gmt":"2016-05-10T02:36:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=2301"},"modified":"2016-05-09T19:36:47","modified_gmt":"2016-05-10T02:36:47","slug":"pull-tab-lift-cover","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2016\/05\/09\/pull-tab-lift-cover\/","title":{"rendered":"Pull Tab \u2013 Lift Cover"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>&#8220;Hold corner tear along dotted line.\u201d Pulling the seam cereal exploded everywhere. Darn, another bag with a large tear.<\/p>\n<p>Reaching for the unopened milk carton the instructions read: \u201cPush up.\u201d Using both hands it still wouldn\u2019t separate. I grabbed a steak knife loosening the space between. Milk spilled everywhere. Darn instructions.  If it says \u201csnip corner,\u201d sauce spurts out. If it\u2019s a spray nozzle, it pops off.  If it\u2019s a \u201ctamper proof cap,\u201d it never comes off.<\/p>\n<p>Mm, maybe a bagel with cream cheese. How hard is it to \u201cPull tab \u2013 lift cover.\u201d Never mind, I\u2019m starving. Where\u2019s that knife?<br \/>\n<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>From Guest Contributor Dana Sterner<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Hold corner tear along dotted line.\u201d Pulling the seam cereal exploded everywhere. Darn, another bag with a large tear. Reaching for the unopened milk carton the instructions read: \u201cPush up.\u201d Using both hands it still wouldn\u2019t separate. I grabbed a steak knife loosening the space between. Milk spilled everywhere. Darn instructions. If it says \u201csnip [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[4824,4822,4821,3365,3069,4827,4060,41,3060,4522,4825,4829,4823,4828,4826],"class_list":["post-2301","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-bagel","tag-carton","tag-cereal","tag-conference-table","tag-corner","tag-cream-cheese","tag-dana-sterner","tag-guest-contributor","tag-instructions","tag-milk","tag-spray-nozzle","tag-starving","tag-steak-knife","tag-tab","tag-tamper-proof-cap"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2301","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2301"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2301\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2302,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2301\/revisions\/2302"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2301"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2301"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2301"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}