{"id":2296,"date":"2016-05-05T23:04:46","date_gmt":"2016-05-06T06:04:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=2296"},"modified":"2016-05-05T23:04:46","modified_gmt":"2016-05-06T06:04:46","slug":"monster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2016\/05\/05\/monster\/","title":{"rendered":"Monster"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>I can feel it approaching, getting closer with each passing second.  I never know when it will arrive, but can sense whenever it\u2019s near. I can hear the monster making its move. I run into the bedroom, and slam the door shut.  Just in time to hear the front door creak. Footsteps creep close, attempting to be silent. Covering my eyes tight, I hope the monster will leave me be. The door pushes ajar, the overwhelming smell of the monster invading my senses. <\/p>\n<p>The monster says, \u201cHello.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I take a deep breath and uncover my eyes to face my mother-in-law. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor Eliza Salisbury<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can feel it approaching, getting closer with each passing second. I never know when it will arrive, but can sense whenever it\u2019s near. I can hear the monster making its move. I run into the bedroom, and slam the door shut. Just in time to hear the front door creak. Footsteps creep close, attempting [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[1359,2520,4809,1861,3292,41,2761,4812,4810,4811],"class_list":["post-2296","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-bedroom","tag-breath","tag-eliza-salisbury","tag-footsteps","tag-front-door","tag-guest-contributor","tag-monster","tag-mother-in-law","tag-second","tag-silent"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2296","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2296"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2296\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2297,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2296\/revisions\/2297"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2296"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2296"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2296"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}