{"id":2288,"date":"2016-05-03T20:20:21","date_gmt":"2016-05-04T03:20:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=2288"},"modified":"2016-05-04T19:19:15","modified_gmt":"2016-05-05T02:19:15","slug":"tool","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2016\/05\/03\/tool\/","title":{"rendered":"Tool"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>\u201cThis is my weekend,\u201d Hugh told the windscreen, almost colliding with the car in front. \u201cHold on.\u201d He tuned out until he could give the Bluetooth his full attention. The car skidded to a stop on the gravelly lay-by.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou can\u2019t spare the time to drop him off? No problem, I\u2019ll collect him.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Glaring at traffic, he struggled to keep his response relatively civil.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYour lover-boy gardener is intimidated by me?<\/p>\n<p>He\u2019s wattnow?<\/p>\n<p>Right \u2026 gardener just long enough to plough you, eh?<\/p>\n<p>Too bad, Cathal\u2019s my son\u2013<\/p>\n<p>Bronagh?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Hugh stared into space, eventually noticing an ironic sign.<\/p>\n<p>WRONG WAY.<\/p>\n<p><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor Perry McDaid<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cThis is my weekend,\u201d Hugh told the windscreen, almost colliding with the car in front. \u201cHold on.\u201d He tuned out until he could give the Bluetooth his full attention. The car skidded to a stop on the gravelly lay-by. \u201cYou can\u2019t spare the time to drop him off? No problem, I\u2019ll collect him.\u201d Glaring at [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[4801,1814,4802,3166,3816,41,4803,3041,2785,1730,25,3574,4800],"class_list":["post-2288","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-bluetooth","tag-car","tag-civil","tag-gardener","tag-gravel","tag-guest-contributor","tag-ironic","tag-perry-mcdaid","tag-sign","tag-son","tag-space","tag-weekend","tag-windscreen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2288","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2288"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2288\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2293,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2288\/revisions\/2293"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2288"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2288"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2288"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}