{"id":2169,"date":"2016-02-04T00:03:05","date_gmt":"2016-02-04T07:03:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=2169"},"modified":"2016-02-05T09:09:25","modified_gmt":"2016-02-05T16:09:25","slug":"12-and-a-misstep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2016\/02\/04\/12-and-a-misstep\/","title":{"rendered":"12 And A Misstep"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>1.  I admit I\u2019ve no control over my wife.<br \/>\n2.  It\u2019ll take your expertise to reclaim my sanity.<br \/>\n3.  I\u2019m in your hands.<br \/>\n4.  I\u2019m just not capable.<br \/>\n5.  I\u2019m too easily manipulated.<br \/>\n6.  Can you rebuild my self-worth?<br \/>\n7.  I\u2019ve listed all the friends I rebuffed for her sake.<br \/>\n8.  Already made up with Jimmy.<br \/>\n9.  I\u2019ll be seeing the rest soon.<br \/>\n10. Jimmy pointed out a few faults I\u2019d missed.<br \/>\n11. God, even now I\u2019m faltering.<br \/>\n12. I\u2019ve told him everything.<\/p>\n<p>The hitman grimaced. \u201cEr&#8230;all I needed was the fee. Now, where does this \u201cJimmy\u201d live?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor Perry McDaid<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. I admit I\u2019ve no control over my wife. 2. It\u2019ll take your expertise to reclaim my sanity. 3. I\u2019m in your hands. 4. I\u2019m just not capable. 5. I\u2019m too easily manipulated. 6. Can you rebuild my self-worth? 7. I\u2019ve listed all the friends I rebuffed for her sake. 8. Already made up with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[3503,4478,4481,1544,116,108,41,4480,4479,3041,2924,3353,153],"class_list":["post-2169","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-control","tag-expertise","tag-fee","tag-flash-fiction","tag-friends","tag-god","tag-guest-contributor","tag-hitman","tag-manipulated","tag-perry-mcdaid","tag-sanity","tag-self-worth","tag-wife"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2169","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2169"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2169\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2170,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2169\/revisions\/2170"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2169"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2169"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2169"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}