{"id":2013,"date":"2015-10-08T21:54:45","date_gmt":"2015-10-09T04:54:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=2013"},"modified":"2015-10-09T18:23:05","modified_gmt":"2015-10-10T01:23:05","slug":"ashley-who","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2015\/10\/08\/ashley-who\/","title":{"rendered":"Ashley Who?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>My buddy George is sitting at the bar by himself, twiddling his wedding band. Often tempted to \u201ckick over the traces,\u201d he never succumbed to temptation.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHow long have you been married, George?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cLong time. Dunno.\u201d<\/p>\n<p> \u201cWhen crooks hacked the infamous adultery website, was your name on the list?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAre you sure?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYep.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell you must be the only male over 35 years of age in this town whose name isn\u2019t on the list. You should be ashamed of yourself.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI know.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI can tell you what the problem is George. You\u2019ve been married too long.\u201d<\/p>\n<p> \u201cYeah. Too long.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BarryO_Tweet\">Barry O&#8217;Farrell<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Barry is an actor who sometimes writes, living in Brisbane, Australia. Barry&#8217;s stories can also be found at 101 Words, Cyclamens &#038; Swords, 50 Word Stories and of course here at A Story In 100 Words.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My buddy George is sitting at the bar by himself, twiddling his wedding band. Often tempted to \u201ckick over the traces,\u201d he never succumbed to temptation. \u201cHow long have you been married, George?\u201d \u201cLong time. Dunno.\u201d \u201cWhen crooks hacked the infamous adultery website, was your name on the list?\u201d \u201cNo.\u201d \u201cAre you sure?\u201d \u201cYep.\u201d \u201cWell [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[1064,4094,4090,2978,4091,41,4092,4093,1642],"class_list":["post-2013","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-adultery","tag-ashamed","tag-ashley-madison","tag-barry-ofarrell","tag-crooks","tag-guest-contributor","tag-hacked","tag-list","tag-married"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2013","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2013"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2013\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2014,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2013\/revisions\/2014"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2013"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2013"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2013"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}