{"id":1934,"date":"2015-07-24T21:58:36","date_gmt":"2015-07-24T13:58:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=1934"},"modified":"2015-07-24T21:58:36","modified_gmt":"2015-07-24T13:58:36","slug":"a-quick-snip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2015\/07\/24\/a-quick-snip\/","title":{"rendered":"A Quick Snip"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Grapes are always the go-to example: still purple and plump just seedless now, no lasting side-effects. My wife and the female doctor concur. I&#8217;m thinking laser as I agree.<\/p>\n<p>I ease onto the metal bench outside the clinic as the local wears off. Once we decided to adopt, having our own kids didn&#8217;t seem right. She&#8217;s with her doctor right now. A session to get her over the trauma of my procedure.<\/p>\n<p>I need a session also. To confirm I was insane for ever saying yes. My groin&#8217;s throbbing and I&#8217;m not thinking grapes anymore. It&#8217;s raisins, useless, shriveled raisins. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor Garry Gunnerson<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Grapes are always the go-to example: still purple and plump just seedless now, no lasting side-effects. My wife and the female doctor concur. I&#8217;m thinking laser as I agree. I ease onto the metal bench outside the clinic as the local wears off. Once we decided to adopt, having our own kids didn&#8217;t seem right. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[352,1082,1544,3869,3732,3874,41,1221,3872,1543,3870,3873,3311,3875,3871,2633,3876],"class_list":["post-1934","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-adoption","tag-doctor","tag-flash-fiction","tag-garry-gunnerson","tag-grapes","tag-groin","tag-guest-contributor","tag-kids","tag-laser","tag-microfiction","tag-plump","tag-procedure","tag-purple","tag-raisins","tag-seedless","tag-trauma","tag-vasectomy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1934","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1934"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1934\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1935,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1934\/revisions\/1935"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1934"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1934"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1934"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}