{"id":1925,"date":"2015-07-19T00:02:16","date_gmt":"2015-07-18T16:02:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=1925"},"modified":"2015-07-19T00:02:23","modified_gmt":"2015-07-18T16:02:23","slug":"and-thats-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2015\/07\/19\/and-thats-that\/","title":{"rendered":"And That&#8217;s That"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>\u201cHow are you really, dear?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m fine.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSweetheart, you can tell me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI am telling you.  I\u2019m just fine.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAre you getting out?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m out right now.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWith someone.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m here with you.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cA man! Are you seeing anyone?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI see a lot of men, mother.  I\u2019m not dating anyone, if that\u2019s what you want to know\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat about that nice young man\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHe\u2019s married.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou know, mom, I met this wonderful sixty-year-old man.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh, darling, sixty?\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHe\u2019s perfect.  He\u2019s dying to get laid.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cJENNIFER!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI gave him your number. Have you had the chicken salad here?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jeanblasiar.com\" target=\"_blank\">Jean Blasiar<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cHow are you really, dear?\u201d \u201cI\u2019m fine.\u201d \u201cSweetheart, you can tell me.\u201d \u201cI am telling you. I\u2019m just fine.\u201d \u201cAre you getting out?\u201d \u201cI\u2019m out right now.\u201d \u201cWith someone.\u201d \u201cI\u2019m here with you.\u201d \u201cA man! Are you seeing anyone?\u201d \u201cI see a lot of men, mother. I\u2019m not dating anyone, if that\u2019s what you want [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[3839,3837,3614,1352,41,3840,3838,1642,73,3836],"class_list":["post-1925","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-chicken-salad","tag-darling","tag-dating","tag-daughter","tag-guest-contributor","tag-jean-blasiar","tag-laid","tag-married","tag-mother","tag-sweetheart"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1925","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1925"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1925\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1926,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1925\/revisions\/1926"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1925"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1925"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1925"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}