{"id":188,"date":"2010-03-18T09:44:51","date_gmt":"2010-03-18T01:44:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=188"},"modified":"2010-03-18T09:44:51","modified_gmt":"2010-03-18T01:44:51","slug":"shoemaker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2010\/03\/18\/shoemaker\/","title":{"rendered":"The Shoemaker"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>I was walking through my lawn when a choleric little gnome asked, \u201cWhy don&#8217;t you have shoes on?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I replied, \u201cI\u2019m going back inside in a sec. There\u2019s no need for me to put on shoes.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI can make shoes, ya know,\u201d the gnome said, and with a stamp of the foot added, \u201cI will make shoes for you tonight!\u201d I smiled and nodded.<\/p>\n<p>When I checked my mousetraps in the morning, I discovered the gnome\u2019s body strewn about my kitchen floor with but a strip of leather as a reminder of the shoe he had promised would be mine.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor, Anthony Tao<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was walking through my lawn when a choleric little gnome asked, \u201cWhy don&#8217;t you have shoes on?\u201d I replied, \u201cI\u2019m going back inside in a sec. There\u2019s no need for me to put on shoes.\u201d \u201cI can make shoes, ya know,\u201d the gnome said, and with a stamp of the foot added, \u201cI will [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[244,241,243,242],"class_list":["post-188","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-cholera","tag-gnome","tag-mousetrap","tag-shoes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=188"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":189,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188\/revisions\/189"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=188"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=188"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=188"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}