{"id":1846,"date":"2015-05-28T04:12:45","date_gmt":"2015-05-27T20:12:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=1846"},"modified":"2015-05-28T04:12:56","modified_gmt":"2015-05-27T20:12:56","slug":"house-hunting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2015\/05\/28\/house-hunting\/","title":{"rendered":"House Hunting"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>The realtor pushed the door open. \u201cWill your wife be joining us?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDon\u2019t worry about her. Does it have everything I asked for?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI believe it does.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhich way to the basement?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She led him through the kitchen. \u201cThis is it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He flipped on the light and peered down into the dark dank hole. \u201cUh huh,\u201d he said as he disappeared down the stairs. The realtor followed down behind him. <\/p>\n<p>It was the worst sort of basement, dark corners, only one sliver of a window, musty, dead.<\/p>\n<p>He toed the dirt floor and it gave way under his boot. \u201cSold.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor <a href=\"http:\/\/www.darcimcintyre.com\" target=\"_blank\">Darci McIntyre<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The realtor pushed the door open. \u201cWill your wife be joining us?\u201d \u201cDon\u2019t worry about her. Does it have everything I asked for?\u201d \u201cI believe it does.\u201d \u201cWhich way to the basement?\u201d She led him through the kitchen. \u201cThis is it.\u201d He flipped on the light and peered down into the dark dank hole. \u201cUh [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[3110,2425,3608,1853,2660,2805,3309,41,181,2103,1097,1230,3611,3609,3612,3610,153],"class_list":["post-1846","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-basement","tag-boot","tag-darci-mcintyre","tag-dark","tag-dirt","tag-door","tag-floor","tag-guest-contributor","tag-hole","tag-house","tag-kitchen","tag-light","tag-musty","tag-realtor","tag-sold","tag-stairs","tag-wife"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1846","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1846"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1846\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1847,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1846\/revisions\/1847"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1846"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1846"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1846"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}