{"id":184,"date":"2010-03-17T09:58:09","date_gmt":"2010-03-17T01:58:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=184"},"modified":"2010-03-17T09:58:09","modified_gmt":"2010-03-17T01:58:09","slug":"leprechaun-hunter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2010\/03\/17\/leprechaun-hunter\/","title":{"rendered":"The Leprechaun Hunter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Every Leprechaun I&#8217;ve ever known&#8217;s nothing more than a ruddy thief.  All that &#8216;gold&#8217; they keep at the end of the rainbow, that&#8217;s ill-gotten pillage, buried where they think no one will ever find it.<\/p>\n<p>People, especially the lasses, get nostalgic when I tell them I&#8217;m a Leprechaun hunter.  But their ain&#8217;t nothing romantic about it.  They&#8217;re shifty bastards, and if you turn your eye for one second, they&#8217;ll bite you in your nuts and abscond with your daughter.  <\/p>\n<p>Being half Leprechaun meself, I reckon their luck don&#8217;t work against me.  Leastways, I&#8217;ve killed more Leprechauns than raindrops in Winter.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every Leprechaun I&#8217;ve ever known&#8217;s nothing more than a ruddy thief. All that &#8216;gold&#8217; they keep at the end of the rainbow, that&#8217;s ill-gotten pillage, buried where they think no one will ever find it. People, especially the lasses, get nostalgic when I tell them I&#8217;m a Leprechaun hunter. But their ain&#8217;t nothing romantic about [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[238,237,239,240],"class_list":["post-184","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-hunter","tag-leprechaun","tag-pot-of-gold","tag-rainbow"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/184","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=184"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/184\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":185,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/184\/revisions\/185"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=184"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=184"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=184"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}