{"id":1834,"date":"2015-05-06T03:00:20","date_gmt":"2015-05-05T19:00:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=1834"},"modified":"2015-05-06T03:01:52","modified_gmt":"2015-05-05T19:01:52","slug":"rubys-incontinence","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2015\/05\/06\/rubys-incontinence\/","title":{"rendered":"Ruby&#8217;s Incontinence"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>\u201cYou\u2019re such an asshole Chuck,\u201d the back-braced senior citizen Ruby said as Chuck held the Stanford Medical Center elevator door open for her with one arm, balancing seven incontinence pads in his left.<\/p>\n<p>Chuck smiled and pushed floor one.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe\u2019re parked in the basement you idiot.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI knew that, dear. I wanted to show you every floor so I\u2019d get my money\u2019s worth. $75,000 to fix a damned hernia.\u201d   <\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou\u2019d rather I be in pain, jerk?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHmm\u2026 tough question.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cProves my point.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI love you enough to tolerate your usual grumpiness at the hospital.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOf course you do. You would.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor Jay Paul<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cYou\u2019re such an asshole Chuck,\u201d the back-braced senior citizen Ruby said as Chuck held the Stanford Medical Center elevator door open for her with one arm, balancing seven incontinence pads in his left. Chuck smiled and pushed floor one. \u201cWe\u2019re parked in the basement you idiot.\u201d \u201cI knew that, dear. I wanted to show you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[1198,1029,2842,3569,292,3570,3568,590,1504,3488,3567],"class_list":["post-1834","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-asshole","tag-curses","tag-elevator","tag-hernia","tag-hospital","tag-idiot","tag-incontinence","tag-money","tag-pain","tag-question","tag-senior-citizen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1834","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1834"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1834\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1835,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1834\/revisions\/1835"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1834"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1834"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1834"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}