{"id":1693,"date":"2015-01-14T17:56:06","date_gmt":"2015-01-14T09:56:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=1693"},"modified":"2015-01-21T17:36:01","modified_gmt":"2015-01-21T09:36:01","slug":"the-only-casanova-in-this-dead-country","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2015\/01\/14\/the-only-casanova-in-this-dead-country\/","title":{"rendered":"The Only Casanova in This Dead Country"},"content":{"rendered":"

“She was so hot,\u201d Sam says. \u201cIt was like she was blasting out chunks of magma. When we finished, the whole apartment looked like Pompeii. Anyway \u2013 how’d you do with your lucky lady?”<\/p>\n

I light up a cigarette and think for a moment.<\/p>\n

“I was depressed the next day. Does that answer your question?” <\/p>\n

“You tellin’ me you didn’t make a formaldehyde fetus?”<\/p>\n

“Oh we had unprotected sex. I don\u2019t know. Something doesn’t sit well inside.”<\/p>\n

Sam puts his hand on my chest.<\/p>\n

\u201cThere’s nothing comfortable inside that heart of yours,\u201d he says. \u201cIt’s an abandoned archaeological site. Like America.”<\/strong><\/p>\n

From Guest Contributor Justin Karcher<\/a> <\/p>\n

Justin lives in Buffalo, NY. Recent works have appeared in Crab Fat Literary Magazine, Mixtape Methodology, and Maudlin House. You can find him on Twitter<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“She was so hot,\u201d Sam says. \u201cIt was like she was blasting out chunks of magma. When we finished, the whole apartment looked like Pompeii. Anyway \u2013 how’d you do with your lucky lady?” I light up a cigarette and think for a moment. “I was depressed the next day. Does that answer your question?” […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[310,143,3252,3258,1820,3257,3256,41,3253,3251,3045,3254,3255,2569],"class_list":["post-1693","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-america","tag-archeology","tag-casanova","tag-chest","tag-cigarette","tag-fetus","tag-formaldehyde","tag-guest-contributor","tag-hot","tag-justin-karcher","tag-lady","tag-magma","tag-pompeii","tag-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1693","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1693"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1693\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1715,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1693\/revisions\/1715"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1693"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1693"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1693"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}