{"id":1675,"date":"2014-12-29T17:05:37","date_gmt":"2014-12-29T09:05:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=1675"},"modified":"2014-12-29T17:05:37","modified_gmt":"2014-12-29T09:05:37","slug":"sonny-boy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2014\/12\/29\/sonny-boy\/","title":{"rendered":"Sonny Boy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Stop! You there STOP! Shouted the policeman.<\/p>\n<p>No way was I going to stop. I didn\u2019t do anything. The cops just wanted anyone who had been near the riot to bring in and arrest, and it wasn\u2019t going to be me. So I ran. And I ran smack into a horse which knocked me flat on my ass.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhere you going there sonny boy?\u201d smiled the burly officer on the even burlier horse. \u201cIt\u2019s Christmas mister, I was just heading home to my gran\u2019s.  She \u2018d kill me if she knew I was even near a rally.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Too Bad boy!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor Philip Diehl<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stop! You there STOP! Shouted the policeman. No way was I going to stop. I didn\u2019t do anything. The cops just wanted anyone who had been near the riot to bring in and arrest, and it wasn\u2019t going to be me. So I ran. And I ran smack into a horse which knocked me flat [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1833,42,197,1549,41,3210,3211,3207,3212,3209,3208],"class_list":["post-1675","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-ass","tag-christmas","tag-cops","tag-grandmother","tag-guest-contributor","tag-horse","tag-officer","tag-policeman","tag-rally","tag-riot","tag-stop"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1675","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1675"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1675\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1677,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1675\/revisions\/1677"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1675"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1675"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1675"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}