{"id":165,"date":"2010-03-02T10:06:12","date_gmt":"2010-03-02T02:06:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=165"},"modified":"2010-03-02T10:06:12","modified_gmt":"2010-03-02T02:06:12","slug":"joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2010\/03\/02\/joke\/","title":{"rendered":"The Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"

“Stop me if you’ve heard this one before. A man walks into a bar–”<\/p>\n

“Stop.”<\/p>\n

“I haven’t even finished yet.”<\/p>\n

“But you said to stop you if I’ve heard it.”<\/p>\n

“You don’t know what the joke is.”<\/p>\n

“Sure I do. A man walks into a bar<\/em>…”<\/p>\n

“That’s just the beginning.”<\/p>\n

“The beginning of a joke I’ve heard before.”<\/p>\n

“Look, here’s the punchline. The extra long one’s for the dog.<\/em>”<\/p>\n

“Oh, I guess I haven’t heard it before.”<\/p>\n

“Well, now it’s ruined.”<\/p>\n

“No, start over.”<\/p>\n

“Okay, a guy goes into a bar–”<\/p>\n

“No, that one I’ve heard. Tell the new one.”
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“Stop me if you’ve heard this one before. A man walks into a bar–” “Stop.” “I haven’t even finished yet.” “But you said to stop you if I’ve heard it.” “You don’t know what the joke is.” “Sure I do. A man walks into a bar…” “That’s just the beginning.” “The beginning of a joke […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[214,213,212,215],"class_list":["post-165","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-bar","tag-dog","tag-joke","tag-man"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/165","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=165"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/165\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":166,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/165\/revisions\/166"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=165"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=165"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=165"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}