{"id":1611,"date":"2014-11-10T16:50:34","date_gmt":"2014-11-10T08:50:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=1611"},"modified":"2014-11-10T16:50:34","modified_gmt":"2014-11-10T08:50:34","slug":"an-alcoholic-a-nuclear-bomb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2014\/11\/10\/an-alcoholic-a-nuclear-bomb\/","title":{"rendered":"An Alcoholic, A Nuclear Bomb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Fact: an atomic bomb was detonated 8.4 km from where Wally Kazinsky was repairing the toilet in a decent brothel. The brick house shivered violently from the blast, a few windows shattered. There\u2019d been talk of an attack, and Wally considered the possibility. He grabbed his glass of scotch before he went to look out the window. His legs were wobbly. Maybe nervous, but definitely drunk.<\/p>\n<p>People were crying, hurt, bleeding. Fuck. They were probably already bathed in radiation. Wally was dizzy but lucid enough. Time for emergency measures. He found his hammer, and headed to the corner liquor store.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>From Guest Contributor <a href=\"http:\/\/statusqwrites.blogspot.ca\/\" target=\"_blank\">Wil Wang<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fact: an atomic bomb was detonated 8.4 km from where Wally Kazinsky was repairing the toilet in a decent brothel. The brick house shivered violently from the blast, a few windows shattered. There\u2019d been talk of an attack, and Wally considered the possibility. He grabbed his glass of scotch before he went to look out [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[3048,3051,3050,3049,2274,3053,3054,41,262,2103,2837,3055,1190,3052,816,3047,2754],"class_list":["post-1611","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-atomic-bomb","tag-attack","tag-blast","tag-brothel","tag-curse","tag-dizzy","tag-emergency","tag-guest-contributor","tag-hammer","tag-house","tag-legs","tag-liquor-store","tag-radiation","tag-scotch","tag-toilet","tag-wil-wang","tag-windows"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1611","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1611"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1611\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1612,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1611\/revisions\/1612"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1611"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1611"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1611"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}