{"id":1544,"date":"2014-07-22T17:27:40","date_gmt":"2014-07-22T09:27:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=1544"},"modified":"2014-07-22T17:27:40","modified_gmt":"2014-07-22T09:27:40","slug":"my-last-hawaiian-vacation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2014\/07\/22\/my-last-hawaiian-vacation\/","title":{"rendered":"My Last Hawaiian Vacation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>My new swim trunks were still crispy and smelled of a fresh paint. I plunged into the warm Hawaiian water, ready for my long-postponed vacation. And then I saw Her.<\/p>\n<p>She gave me a hearty, genuinely happy smile, exposing a string of perfect, pearly white teeth. Her tight black skin glittered under the sun. She was clearly into me.<\/p>\n<p>I looked back at my family uncomfortably. Little Johnny was pointing his little finger in my direction: too late. My body split in half, the ocean stained scarlet.<\/p>\n<p>Luckily, my swim trunks remained completely intact: Sharky did not like their taste.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor, Olga Klezovitch<\/p>\n<p>Olga is a scientist who lives in Seattle. Her previous work has appeared in 50-Word Stories, Necon E-Books, and A Story in 100 Words<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My new swim trunks were still crispy and smelled of a fresh paint. I plunged into the warm Hawaiian water, ready for my long-postponed vacation. And then I saw Her. She gave me a hearty, genuinely happy smile, exposing a string of perfect, pearly white teeth. Her tight black skin glittered under the sun. She [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[281,614,2865,41,2862,282,2841,2861,2864,2860,2691,2443,2863],"class_list":["post-1544","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-blood","tag-family","tag-finger","tag-guest-contributor","tag-hawaii","tag-ocean","tag-olga-klezovitch","tag-paint","tag-shark","tag-swim-trunks","tag-swimming","tag-teeth","tag-vacation"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1544","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1544"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1544\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1545,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1544\/revisions\/1545"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1544"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1544"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1544"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}