{"id":1536,"date":"2014-07-16T15:10:22","date_gmt":"2014-07-16T07:10:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=1536"},"modified":"2014-07-16T15:18:23","modified_gmt":"2014-07-16T07:18:23","slug":"confession","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2014\/07\/16\/confession\/","title":{"rendered":"Confession"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>I did it. I killed her in cold blood. I hesitated at first, but she finally got on my nerves.<\/p>\n<p>She tickled my ears, sat on my lap, and touched my private body parts.  I asked her to stop but she kept going.<\/p>\n<p>I slapped her in the face.  She dropped onto the floor at once.  Her skinny, crooked legs twitched a few times in utter disbelief and then she went silent.  I picked her up, dropped her dead body in the garbage can, washed my hands, and went back to work.<\/p>\n<p>My office is a \u201cNo-Fly Zone.\u201d  No exceptions.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor, Olga Klezovitch<\/p>\n<p>Olga is a scientist who lives in Seattle. Her previous work has appeared in 50-Word Stories and Necon E-Books.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I did it. I killed her in cold blood. I hesitated at first, but she finally got on my nerves. She tickled my ears, sat on my lap, and touched my private body parts. I asked her to stop but she kept going. I slapped her in the face. She dropped onto the floor at [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[281,2832,2833,1147,2538,2838,2839,41,2835,2837,52,2834,2840,186,2841,2836],"class_list":["post-1536","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-blood","tag-cold-blood","tag-confession","tag-dead-body","tag-ears","tag-face","tag-garbage-can","tag-guest-contributor","tag-lap","tag-legs","tag-murder","tag-nerves","tag-no-fly-zone","tag-office","tag-olga-klezovitch","tag-private-parts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1536","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1536"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1536\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1538,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1536\/revisions\/1538"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1536"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1536"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1536"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}