{"id":1527,"date":"2014-07-15T17:31:50","date_gmt":"2014-07-15T09:31:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=1527"},"modified":"2014-07-15T17:35:06","modified_gmt":"2014-07-15T09:35:06","slug":"billboards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2014\/07\/15\/billboards\/","title":{"rendered":"Billboards"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>The headlights shine into the speckled misty darkness and my tires shoosh me along the Interstate, still late and many miles from the warehouse. How many hours have I been on this road?<\/p>\n<p>I roar past the billboard that urges me to arrive safely, before I pass one that tells me to drink and drive. Then comes my favourite: the cute white Nivea girl, her frilly chest lit up like cat&#8217;s eyes. I would love to think about that chest as I close my eyes and drift to sleep, but this vague honking will not let me sleep, just sleep<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor, Garreth Keating<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The headlights shine into the speckled misty darkness and my tires shoosh me along the Interstate, still late and many miles from the warehouse. How many hours have I been on this road? I roar past the billboard that urges me to arrive safely, before I pass one that tells me to drink and drive. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[2808,691,1434,2825,41,2826,2831,2828,2830,1717,1044,2827,2829],"class_list":["post-1527","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-billboard","tag-darkness","tag-driving","tag-garreth-keating","tag-guest-contributor","tag-headlights","tag-honking","tag-interstate","tag-nivea","tag-road","tag-sleep","tag-tires","tag-warehouse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1527","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1527"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1527\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1529,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1527\/revisions\/1529"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1527"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1527"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1527"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}