{"id":1218,"date":"2013-07-01T16:16:26","date_gmt":"2013-07-01T08:16:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=1218"},"modified":"2013-07-01T16:16:26","modified_gmt":"2013-07-01T08:16:26","slug":"the-empty-seat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2013\/07\/01\/the-empty-seat\/","title":{"rendered":"The Empty Seat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>There&#8217;s a seat open right next to me. It&#8217;s the only empty seat on the entire bus. You know that during rush hour you&#8217;re lucky to get a few inches of space, let alone a seat.<\/p>\n<p>Why don&#8217;t you sit down. I will try my best not to squeeze up against you. I&#8217;m sure we&#8217;ll touch a few times going around the curves, but always by accident.<\/p>\n<p>If I lean in really close, we&#8217;ll be breathing the same oxygen molecules. The hairs of my mustache might tickle your check.<\/p>\n<p>Please, go ahead and sit down. I don&#8217;t mind at all.<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s a seat open right next to me. It&#8217;s the only empty seat on the entire bus. You know that during rush hour you&#8217;re lucky to get a few inches of space, let alone a seat. Why don&#8217;t you sit down. I will try my best not to squeeze up against you. I&#8217;m sure we&#8217;ll [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[1974,2184,2183,264,56,2182],"class_list":["post-1218","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-bus","tag-cheek","tag-molecules","tag-mustache","tag-oxygen","tag-seat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1218","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1218"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1218\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1219,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1218\/revisions\/1219"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1218"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1218"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1218"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}