{"id":1188,"date":"2013-05-28T17:13:57","date_gmt":"2013-05-28T09:13:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=1188"},"modified":"2013-05-28T17:13:57","modified_gmt":"2013-05-28T09:13:57","slug":"once-you-can-get-by-the-smell-you-have-it-licked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2013\/05\/28\/once-you-can-get-by-the-smell-you-have-it-licked\/","title":{"rendered":"Once You Can Get By The Smell, You Have It Licked.\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>\u201cOnce you can get by the smell, you have it licked.\u201d  <\/p>\n<p>This sign was posted on the blue-veined cheeses in Uncle Kenny\u2019s delicatessen. Other signs adorned some of the exotic cheeses and meats in the shop.  \u201cCheck out our rump,\u201d \u201cSqueeze this pork butt,\u201d and so on. Kenny thought he was a comedian, but he made his customers uncomfortable. He vowed to lighten things up a bit, and quit using the coarser texts. He made some signs and posted them above the cheese: \u201cWhat happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor, Thomas Pitre<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cOnce you can get by the smell, you have it licked.\u201d This sign was posted on the blue-veined cheeses in Uncle Kenny\u2019s delicatessen. Other signs adorned some of the exotic cheeses and meats in the shop. \u201cCheck out our rump,\u201d \u201cSqueeze this pork butt,\u201d and so on. Kenny thought he was a comedian, but he [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[2111,2109,2112,2110,1266,1650,41,2113,2114,2115,2108],"class_list":["post-1188","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-brie","tag-cheese","tag-customers","tag-delicatessen","tag-explosion","tag-factory","tag-guest-contributor","tag-meats","tag-pork-butt","tag-rump","tag-thomas-pitre"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1188","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1188"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1188\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1189,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1188\/revisions\/1189"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1188"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1188"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1188"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}