{"id":1144,"date":"2013-03-14T16:47:01","date_gmt":"2013-03-14T08:47:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=1144"},"modified":"2013-03-14T16:47:01","modified_gmt":"2013-03-14T08:47:01","slug":"the-hubris-of-a-goat-leads-to-a-tragic-end","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2013\/03\/14\/the-hubris-of-a-goat-leads-to-a-tragic-end\/","title":{"rendered":"The Hubris Of A Goat Leads To A Tragic End"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>So it happened that one day Goat and Giraffe were walking down a path together when they came to a mountain. A sign said that at the summit there was a magical treasure. Both Goat and Giraffe very much wanted to find this treasure.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Alas,&#8221; cried Giraffe, &#8220;I could never climb a mountain like this. My legs are too long.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I will find this treasure and bring it down to you.&#8221; And so Goat climbed proudly to the summit.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, once there, Goat discovered that the treasure was at the top of a tree. He cried bitterly at the irony.<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So it happened that one day Goat and Giraffe were walking down a path together when they came to a mountain. A sign said that at the summit there was a magical treasure. Both Goat and Giraffe very much wanted to find this treasure. &#8220;Alas,&#8221; cried Giraffe, &#8220;I could never climb a mountain like this. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[1998,1753,1993,1992,1997,1994,1973,1996,1995],"class_list":["post-1144","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-cry","tag-fable","tag-giraffe","tag-goat","tag-irony","tag-mountain","tag-path","tag-summit","tag-treasure"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1144","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1144"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1144\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1145,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1144\/revisions\/1145"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1144"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1144"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1144"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}