{"id":1128,"date":"2013-02-27T15:54:31","date_gmt":"2013-02-27T07:54:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=1128"},"modified":"2013-02-27T15:55:50","modified_gmt":"2013-02-27T07:55:50","slug":"end-of-dr-palmer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2013\/02\/27\/end-of-dr-palmer\/","title":{"rendered":"End Of Dr. Palmer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Dr. Palmer, geneticist, realized one day that of all the animals, no one had yet thought to sequence a dog&#8217;s genome. He therefore gathered his team and immediately set to work.<\/p>\n<p>Dr. Palmer quickly discovered there was something wrong with dog DNA. They didn&#8217;t have any. Every dog he tested was composed of completely foreign protein sequences. Palmer concluded they had been planted here by an alien civilization to observe Earthlings.<\/p>\n<p>End of Dr. Palmer.<\/p>\n<p>Several years later, Dr. Robinson, geneticist, realized one morning that none of his colleagues in the field had ever bothered to sequence the dog&#8217;s genome.<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dr. Palmer, geneticist, realized one day that of all the animals, no one had yet thought to sequence a dog&#8217;s genome. He therefore gathered his team and immediately set to work. Dr. Palmer quickly discovered there was something wrong with dog DNA. They didn&#8217;t have any. Every dog he tested was composed of completely foreign [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[1951,422,1709,112,1082,771,1948,1949,1950],"class_list":["post-1128","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-alien-civilization","tag-aliens","tag-animals","tag-dna","tag-doctor","tag-dogs","tag-geneticist","tag-genome","tag-protein-sequences"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1128","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1128"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1128\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1130,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1128\/revisions\/1130"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1128"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1128"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1128"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}