{"id":1031,"date":"2012-11-26T18:21:59","date_gmt":"2012-11-26T10:21:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=1031"},"modified":"2012-11-26T18:21:59","modified_gmt":"2012-11-26T10:21:59","slug":"jordan-and-mandy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2012\/11\/26\/jordan-and-mandy\/","title":{"rendered":"Jordan And Mandy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Jordan was a drunk who made sure everyone had fun at his own expense. He was a clown.<\/p>\n<p>Mandy, on the other hand, was a goody-goody. She never drank alcohol and did her best to avoid late-night parties. In other words, she wasn&#8217;t any fun.<\/p>\n<p>Mandy and Jordan couldn&#8217;t have been more different. The only reason they knew each other&#8217;s names was because Mandy was a tutor for the English department and Jordan was trying desperately not to flunk out.<\/p>\n<p>But thanks to Judge Smalls, they&#8217;ve been ordered to marry.<\/p>\n<p>Watch Jordan and Mandy every Friday night at 8:30 on NBC.<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jordan was a drunk who made sure everyone had fun at his own expense. He was a clown. Mandy, on the other hand, was a goody-goody. She never drank alcohol and did her best to avoid late-night parties. In other words, she wasn&#8217;t any fun. Mandy and Jordan couldn&#8217;t have been more different. The only [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[1748,1331,1750,1749,552,1752,1751,1163],"class_list":["post-1031","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-alcohol","tag-drunk","tag-english-department","tag-judge","tag-marriage","tag-nbc","tag-television","tag-tutor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1031","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1031"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1031\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1032,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1031\/revisions\/1032"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1031"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1031"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1031"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}