This photo of a dinosaur has nothing to do with the contest
Entropy Squared is happy to announce a new contest. In celebration of the imminent approach of my 10,000 follower on Twitter
, we’re giving away a one week tour of Beijing.
On this vacation of a lifetime, you’ll have a place to stay*, daily meals**, and visits to some of Beijing’s trendiest hotspots. This is the real insider’s*** view of Beijing. If you’re lucky, you’ll even get to meet Entropy Squared’s favorite celebrity, the esteemed James Franco.
Since it would be way too easy to simply wait for follower number 9,999 and then swoop in to take the prize, anyone who signs up between now and number 10,010 will be entered into a lucky draw. The winner will be selected at random and notified over twitter.
To claim your week long vacation in Beijing, all you have to do is get to Beijing. I’ll be sure someone is there to meet you at the airport.
Good luck! And let’s hope for my sake that the winner is fun and interesting. It would really suck to be stuck showing around a total boor for seven days.
**Expect lots of cereal, and some tasty Chinese noodles
***Mostly the inside of my apartment
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