But according to the two words of text on my screen, the editors, producers, studio execs, family members, and everyone else associated in any way with the making of the Lord of the Rings have gotten together for an intervention and forced Peter Jackson to finally, at long last, end the movie.
I can’t help but cry a little.*
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Number of slow motion close-ups of people crying: 138
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