The ruination of Eowyn is finally complete. Her character has been completely stripped of all heroism. She is the one that killed the witch-king, the same witch-king that no man could kill, and yet now she’s about to be trampled by the lame*, half-dead orc that is stumbling towards her as she helplessly writhes on the ground. Thankfully, a real man of a hero comes to her rescue. Aragorn comes charging from kilometers away and just happens to kill the orc and saves Eowyn.
Way to go, Peter Jackson.
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Number of Montages: 17
Number of slow motion close-ups of people crying: 67
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*lame in both the literal and figurative sense
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