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- Boromir is a total jerk, a jerk that is well played by Sean Bean.
- Dwarves aren’t very bright.
- Elrond isn’t the only elf with a stick up his ass. I thought elves were supposed to be fun loving and gay.
- Frodo has a serious migraine.
- So does Boromir.
- Dwarves and elves don’t get along.
- The ring can only be destroyed in the fires of Mordor, which seems like a shitty place to take a vacation.
- Nothing rallies a group of people together like a Hobbit saying that he’ll take the ring himself.
- In a movie with a lot of cheesy scenes, this one may be the cheesiest.
- Hobbits aren’t very bright.
Also, we get three slow motion close ups, and Gandalf may or may not have a tear in his eye, so let’s count this as one slow motion close-up of someone crying.
Minutes Watched: 1:45.39
Number of Montages: 4
Number of slow motion close-ups of people crying: 3
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Tags: Boromir, Dwarves, Elrond, Elves, Fellowship Of The Ring, Frodo Baggins, Hobbits, Lord Of The Rings, Migraine, Mordor, Sean Bean, Slow Motion Close-Up Of Someone Crying
