Why LOTR Sucks: For Every Good Scene

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Let’s make sure to have someone crying in slow motion. Maybe Peter Jackson should have gone to film school. I think I’ve hit upon a new drinking game. Every time you have a close up of someone who looks like they are about to cry, take a drink. Every time it’s hobbit, dwarf, or horse, drink twice. If there’s an important New Zealand landmark in the background, finish your cup.

Minutes Watched: 2.1:27.39

Number of Montages: 9

Number of slow motion close-ups of people crying: 31

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