Why LOTR Sucks: Added Bonus Montage
January 27, 2012
These two montages were so close together you could almost count them as one. We have more canoe camping, but this time it’s intercut with a bunch of orcs running in a forest. Legolas has really good ears, because he hears them running in the forest, presumably some kilometers away at the least.
Minutes Watched: 2:54.29
Number of Montages: 7
Number of slow motion close-ups of people crying: 21
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